1) I love this band, they’re really good and they’re called Space Mtn
2) I also love “Taylor, The Latte Boy” which is a great song, not by Space Mtn. You can google it or whatever. Another song is “We Like the Cars that Go ‘Boom’”.
3) And I hope everyone has a great Christmas, Hanukka and New Year.
4) San Franciscans, see you January 29th at SketchFest
5) Seriously we still have no news about Stella TV show
I contributed a “guilty pleasure” to Blackbook
Sometimes I’ll go out to a restaurant with a fine young woman. And I’ll pay for dinner for the two of us. No big deal, a couple of apps, couple of entrees. Some dessert if we’re in a sweet mood. Then afterward maybe I stop up at her place for a “cup of coffee.” We all know that it’s not really for a “cup of coffee.” We know that the real reason we go upstairs is to screw. The next morning, she gets woken up by the clanging of my belt buckle, as I put on my pants. Squinting in the light of morning she says, “Where are you going?” And I’m like, “I gotta go, I’ll call you.”
The upshot is that since I paid the check at dinnner, then we went “all the way,” the woman is no more than a common street whore. And I refuse to objectify any woman this way. I don’t believe in paying for sex. Which is why I’ll never again pay for a woman’s dinner.
So I went to the Prince concert last night at Madison Square Garden, and let me tell you, it did not disappoint. One minor letdown, however, was that I thought it was Prince, like “Purple Rain” Prince. But it was actually a concert put on by the Prince tennis racket company. One thing I learned is that they don’t just make rackets but also shoes and apparel and more. The show’s high point was the introduction of the new 2006 Titanium X700 Series rackets. It might not have been the crooner from Minneapolis, but it was an amazing, life-changing show. If anyone has tix for Philly please email me.
I became a Bar Mitzva, at Park Synagogue in Cleveland, Ohio. Rabbi Cohen officiated. A woman named Kate played the harp at the luncheon afterward. Then at night we all went swimming and played video games. Sometimes I’d forget to dry off and end up dripping water all over Frogger.
I love summer. Because it means I can wear a bikini top and shorts, even just to go shopping. Problem is, when I go to the grocery store, and I go to the frozen section, I get REALLY COLD! So now I have a solution. Do you want to know what it is? I’m not going to tell you but I’ll give you a hint. It starts with an “S” and rhymes with “wet-shirt.”