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...to David McCalister. Now before you get crazy on me--would you please let me just--can I just--before you blow a gasket--CAN I GET A WORD IN EDGEWISE HERE? Phhh. Okay. Thank you. Now, if you'll LISTEN, I'm changing my name to David McCalister for several ...
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10) ALARM CLOCK - it's like, "don't want to be late" and all that good stuff.
9) A GOOD BOOK I love the written word. Nothing like curling up with a good book. Sometimes I'll be reading at night, before bed, and my eyes get tired and next ...
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How could they end it without Toby? Without any gathering together of the ensemble to say goodbye? There was barely any story! It was a disappointing ending to one of the best shows ever on television. I cried four or five times anyway. Best last ...
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Look when it comes to taking politicians down, I'm an "equal opportunity OFFENDER! That means I trash everybody. Shall we start at the top? You know who I mean. That's right. The big cheese: GEORGE W. BUSH - the president. You didn't think I'd ...
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My head is exploding in pain. I was out at the Eager Beaver till at least 5:30am - I remember only bits and pieces. A bartender - Monica? Maura? spraying cocaine from an aerosol can onto my balls.
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1) I love this band, they're really good and they're called Space Mtn
2) I also love "Taylor, The Latte Boy" which is a great song, not by Space Mtn. You can google it or whatever. Another song is "We Like the Cars that Go 'Boom'".
3) And I hope everyone has ...
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August 13, 2005 | Thoughts
Sometimes I'll go out to a restaurant with a fine young woman. And I'll pay for dinner for the two of us. No big deal, a couple of apps, couple of entrees. Some dessert if we're in a sweet mood. Then afterward maybe I stop up at her place ...
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So I went to the Prince concert last night at Madison Square Garden, and let me tell you, it did not disappoint. One minor letdown, however, was that I thought it was Prince, like "Purple Rain" Prince. But it was actually a concert put on by the Prince tennis racket ...
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I became a Bar Mitzva, at Park Synagogue in Cleveland, Ohio. Rabbi Cohen officiated. A woman named Kate played the harp at the luncheon afterward. Then at night we all went swimming and played video games. Sometimes I'd forget to dry off and end up dripping ...
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I love summer. Because it means I can wear a bikini top and shorts, even just to go shopping. Problem is, when I go to the grocery store, and I go to the frozen section, I get REALLY COLD! So now I have a solution. Do you want to know ...
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