David, if you read this, i really enjoyed the wainydays easter egg in the role models dvd, loved the movie (seen 3 times now – “i hear it’s even better the 8th time” i think i just quoted you in a state episode.), obviously LOVE the state and just find you all incredibly hilarious.

But seriously, very good loyalty to realism despite an all-black monochrome. That’s a similar style to the portraits I’ve done for House of Blues; so long as you get it right, it looks so damn good.

Where are the lamps? Did your niece’s pool guy’s mother’s gynecologist’s friend or whatever give you the one with you on it?

And if so, how fucking creepy is it to have a glowing doppelganger staring at you from your own wall?

We actually used to make lamps similar to these for sale, but we don’t really sell the ones with people’s faces on them – for some weird reason, people get upset when turned into merchandise.

Just for fun, here’s a photo of you turned off: http://www.flickr.com/photos/leanneheller/3241956621/?edited=1

Also, my husband says to tell you “go Shaker Raiders.”