Jews made into lamp shades

February 24, 2009 | Uncategorized

stella lamp
These are lamps made by my niece’s roommate’s friend.

  1. 9 Responses to “Jews made into lamp shades”

  2. I’d pay good money for these! Great work!

    By Cody on Feb 25, 2009

  3. thats fuckin awesome.

    By kristeen on Feb 25, 2009

  4. I want those! (Just the two Michaels, of course, not that weird guy in the middle)

    By Charles on Feb 25, 2009

  5. I want those too! Your niece’s roommates friend apparently stumbled across a lucrative business idea.

    By Karin on Feb 25, 2009

  6. I want one of Marcus? Who the fuck is Marcus? I know..

    By steph on Feb 25, 2009

  7. Hey, thanks for the shout out! We love Stella, and we’ve always been bummed that we missed you when we lived near Northampton.

    We actually used to make lamps similar to these for sale, but we don’t really sell the ones with people’s faces on them – for some weird reason, people get upset when turned into merchandise.

    Just for fun, here’s a photo of you turned off: http://www.flickr.com/photos/leanneheller/3241956621/?edited=1

    Also, my husband says to tell you “go Shaker Raiders.”

    By leanne on Feb 26, 2009

  8. Ha, your choice of title made me go, “…Wait. This has happened before…”

    But seriously, very good loyalty to realism despite an all-black monochrome. That’s a similar style to the portraits I’ve done for House of Blues; so long as you get it right, it looks so damn good.

    Where are the lamps? Did your niece’s pool guy’s mother’s gynecologist’s friend or whatever give you the one with you on it?

    And if so, how fucking creepy is it to have a glowing doppelganger staring at you from your own wall?

    By Andrea on Feb 28, 2009

  9. My pasty Jewish self also really enjoyed the title. You really never know when you’re going to be celebrating Purim, and someone slips you a roofie and turns you into a lamp shade. Like one of those horror stories you read about where you wake up and someone harvested your organs… and replaced them with lamp shades.

    David, if you read this, i really enjoyed the wainydays easter egg in the role models dvd, loved the movie (seen 3 times now – “i hear it’s even better the 8th time” i think i just quoted you in a state episode.), obviously LOVE the state and just find you all incredibly hilarious.

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