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I contributed some favorite sketches I wrote for THE STATE (that were rejected and never shot) to the new book REJECTED: Tales of the Failed, Dumped, and Canceled which comes out next week. Why not order a copy today?

And/or come see me read some of this material live at the Bell House in Brooklyn, this coming Tuesday at 8pm. Also featuring David Rees, Mike Albo, Dave Hill, Todd Levin, Odd Todd, Sara Schaefer, Tom McCaffrey, Katina Corrao and Live music from THE DEFIBULATORS. Hosted by Jon Friedman

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