Bad News
January 5, 2007 | General
So as most of you know, I’ve pioneered a new fashion look. It’s basically t-shirt, boxers, and black socks that are half-off your feet, keeping your ankles exposed, the toes of the socks hanging off your real toes. The look has been so popular and exciting that the government has decided to adopt it as the official new thing for the country. Which is exciting, except for now I have to do all these appearances, and they want me to write these articles and do speeches, it’s basically a lot of work for not a ton of dough. But it’s a prestige thing and it’s the first time the US government has officially adopted a national look, so it’s an honor. But it’s a pain. So anyway you all know that, but the bad news just came in a few minutes ago, which is that now it turns out they don’t want me to be the main face of my own look, that I pioneered. I guess the suits upstairs want a “fresher” face to be the poster-boy and I’ll still sort of be supervising from behind the scenes. I mean, I get it, I don’t take it personally. And really if you take a step back and think about it, it’s still an honor, and it beats working a “real” job, right?
245 Responses to “Bad News”
Fox In SOX!
By ziggydoodoo on Jan 5, 2007
It’s cool their letting David see things over. it’s important
By Jambo on Jan 5, 2007
That’s hot.
By ButtFaceLuv on Jan 5, 2007
are you about to pull down your boxers?
tab, once a diet soda, now just a left pinky away on your computer’s keyboard
By amanda on Jan 5, 2007
nice look!
By Kristina on Jan 5, 2007
That might be the sexiest right ankle in New York.
By Santana on Jan 6, 2007
I don’t understand what’s going on in the background with the door near your boxers.
By teddy on Jan 6, 2007
Tab. Lord.
By Scott Bateman on Jan 6, 2007
You can still find tab around. There’s a couple of shitty little stores in boston that still carry it.
By mike gibbons on Jan 8, 2007
that is an awesome look!
By Jessica on Jan 8, 2007
it’s alright. whatever. i mean.
i like the other david wayne better.
david the real mccoy wayne.
By :*) on Jan 9, 2007
Your thighs are monstrous and bulbous. If you were a lady and I was your mother I would call you thunderthighs and suggest a diet.
By RockSock on Jan 9, 2007
I don’t know D-Wain, you’re pretty fuckin studly. Are you sure the government isn’t just testing your masculinity by seeing how you’ll react to the threat of a tanned Mr. Frostytips pioneering your look? Step up, Wain.
By Neil on Jan 10, 2007
WHAT A CUTIE!
By NIKI on Jan 19, 2007