At Sundance I partied so hard that had to broom up my room after. That’s only a taste of the insanity. Now I’m back where I live, New York City (Gawker Stalker alert – I often hang out at Bubba Gump’s Shrimp Company at Times Square. Look for me with a whole mess o’ fried ‘rimps. Up in the balcony. Here’s an interview I did for MANPANTS

Sundance is almost over. But there’s still a screening tonight and another tomorrow morning. It’s been a long journey here in Park City. Lots of press, hype, buzz, parties, movies, music, hot tubs, granola (granola?). And the result? Praise the lord, THE TEN is going to be released sometime this coming summer! Phew!

I’m in California right now. Last night we had a fun STELLA show in San Francisco, and a week from tonight in the premiere of THE TEN at Sundance. In the mean time I went to one of those fancy salons and got myself a makeover.

So as most of you know, I’ve pioneered a new fashion look. It’s basically t-shirt, boxers, and black socks that are half-off your feet, keeping your ankles exposed, the toes of the socks hanging off your real toes. The look has been so popular and exciting that the government has decided to adopt it as the official new thing for the country. Which is exciting, except for now I have to do all these appearances, and they want me to write these articles and do speeches, it’s basically a lot of work for not a ton of dough. But it’s a prestige thing and it’s the first time the US government has officially adopted a national look, so it’s an honor. But it’s a pain. So anyway you all know that, but the bad news just came in a few minutes ago, which is that now it turns out they don’t want me to be the main face of my own look, that I pioneered. I guess the suits upstairs want a “fresher” face to be the poster-boy and I’ll still sort of be supervising from behind the scenes. I mean, I get it, I don’t take it personally. And really if you take a step back and think about it, it’s still an honor, and it beats working a “real” job, right?

Time for my wrap of the best movies of the year!

BEST FILM: Dreamgirls
I loved this movie. It had all the sparkle and flash of Rent without being so gritty and depressing.

BEST ACTOR: Greg Gumbel
He emerges as a true dramatic actor, stealing the show from Beyonce.

BEST ACTRESS: Julia Roberts
I’d see her in ANYTHING. She’s like today’s version of Marylin Monroe, only when she stands on that sewer grate and the wind blows, I want to see what’s underneath. Her undies!