Archive for December, 2006
December 28, 2006 | General
Ahh the majesty of Times Square. Who hasn't marveled at the wondrous neon signs, the lit-up signs, the neon advertising signs. Who hasn't looked up at the neon signs towering above the street, the neon shining down on the Times Square night, bathed in the neon light of ...
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December 27, 2006 | General
When we were young, this week was the time we were on vacation. I remember vividly sitting on the beach, the grains of sand sifting through my fingers like so many leaves of warm, green, spinach wafting wildly like fresh baked challa on a nippy Twin Cities Friday afternoon. ...
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December 24, 2006 | General
My friend (and script supervisor) Kirsten Kearse painted a picture of me!
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December 22, 2006 | General
First of all, just relax. If you move around a lot, you're likely going to die a lot sooner. The first thing you must be thinking is, "I'm upset! I've just had my head cut off, I'm going to die in a matter of seconds!" And ...
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December 17, 2006 | General
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December 15, 2006 | General
For each night of Hanukka, a wish for the world:1) May there be peace on earth.2) May there be peas on my plate next to my chicken.3) May there be peein' in my open wounds, in the VIP room of the club I'm at late night on the 'zeeve. ...
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December 14, 2006 | General
Many of you have emailed asking to hear more about The Ten. Well what can I tell you? It's a really silly movie, but with a heart and with a dark undertone of dread. Ken "I Wanna Dip My Balls in It" Marino and I wrote ...
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December 13, 2006 | General
What's going on everyone? Seriously, tell me! What about you, Billy? What have you been up to? What's it like to be divorced? Do people still make fun of your gash? I need to put you in touch with Monica over at Bloomingdales-- she's ...
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