How To Get A Good Part

People often ask me, “How can I get a part in your next movie??” Well here’s the best answer I can give. In 1984, Stanley Kubrik asked for actors to send in audition tapes for Full Metal Jacket. This is one of the ones he received:

By the way – if you’re interested come see me host the Showalter/Black stand-up show at Irving Plazathis Sunday night!

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