Hey folks – don’t forget that Halloween is sooner than you think. Here’s a great Halloween joke to try on your friends:
YOU: Hey Mark, how are you?
MARK (or whatever your friend’s name is): Good. How are you?
YOU: Not bad. Say… when you’re trick-or-treating, what’s that thing you get from Hershey’s? A Hershey’s Chocolate…
MARK: Bar…?
YOU: …nyard animal!!! You’re a barnyard animal, SUCKER!!!
MARK: What? Is that supposed to be funny?
YOU: Sorry I don’t talk to BARNYARD ANIMALS!! I only shovel their shits into paper envelopes, SUCKAH!!! After I seal the envelopes, do you know where I send your shit?
MARK: Where?
YOU: Bora-Bora. But why bother telling you? Barnyard Animals don’t even understand English!
Mark should get a kick out of this.
Another Halloween tip – best costume: Playboy Centerfold. Here’s how you do it:
1) Take off all your clothes.
2) Put a big staple in your stomach (if you’ve already had your stomach stapled, skip this step)
3) Airbrush yourself (don’t forget to hold your nose so you don’t suck in the airbrush fumes)
4) Contemplate a future of drug problems, weight gain and financial insolvency.
But, barnyard animals speak English in the movies. Charlotte’s Web and Babe.
Fuck, movies are such bullshit.
Happy Halloween. Hope you don’t get a tummy-ache from all those fish tacos.
What if my friend Mark says, “Hershey’s KISS”…? Then what? I’m screwed!
God I wish you guys would bring back Stella, I’m not sure but I think I liked the shorts more but they were all extremely awesome, Whiffleball is just epic. Hey if you’re planning on making anymore awesome movies and want like a really nice graphic or flash animation to go in the beginning or something I can do that. or maybe like a promotional flash banner or something, cause I’m good at shit like that.
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