An Old Chant from My Days in the Service

Penis porridge, penis juice, penis garbage, penis bruce, coming down in 1, coming down in 2, one, two, one, two, hup, hup, here we go!

9 thoughts on “An Old Chant from My Days in the Service

  1. penis porridge hot, penis porridge cold, penis porridge in my pants nine days old, some like it hot, some like it cold, some like penis bruce who’s nine years old

  2. yeah… penises.. terrific terrific penises. dicks and cocks and weiners and boners. hooray hooray penises

  3. I suppose now would be a poor time to bring up the Amish killings. So… I won’t. Instead, I’ll join Emily and Tyler and add some “ding-dongs” to the mix.

    Ding-dong! Yeah buddy! Ding-dong! Ding-dong!

  4. What’s the deal with airplane penis? I mean, they serve them in these little packets. Why penis? Why not pretzels?

  5. cinnamon pretzels are really yummy. i had one when i went to see the science of sleeping. but that’s totally off topic.

    penis.