Archive for October, 2006
October 26, 2006 | General
Hey folks - don't forget that Halloween is sooner than you think. Here's a great Halloween joke to try on your friends: YOU: Hey Mark, how are you?
MARK (or whatever your friend's name is): Good. How are you?
YOU: Not bad. Say... when you're trick-or-treating, what's that ...
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October 26, 2006 | General
People often ask me, "How can I get a part in your next movie??" Well here's the best answer I can give. In 1984, Stanley Kubrik asked for actors to send in audition tapes for Full Metal Jacket. This is one of the ones he received:
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October 17, 2006 | General
Dude you have to get offf my case - i've been busy! Cookin' up Harry Pot Pie for thanksgiving, getting my dawg (defense) costume ready for Halloween. But if you want to hang out come say hi in Austin Texas this weekend - it'll be SO FUN! ...
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October 6, 2006 | General
Please watch this!
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October 1, 2006 | General
Penis porridge, penis juice, penis garbage, penis bruce, coming down in 1, coming down in 2, one, two, one, two, hup, hup, here we go!
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October 1, 2006 | General
Speaking of The State, here's a sketch we did in '93, and then after that, a similar sketch done on SNL last year - I think we're an inspiration to the major leagues!
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