Back from Mexico
September 6, 2006 | General
What a country Mexico is. Filled, and I mean FILLED, with Mexicans and Mexican food. And I don’t just mean the tacos you can get at Taco Bell. They have burritos there too. One day I went horseback riding for the first time 
and it was really fun but then when the horse started galloping kind of fast it was going bumpy bumpy on my cojones and my butty and should have worn more padding or something because it kind of hurt. Then when I was about 20 feet from an oncoming muddy puddle, I could feel my sunglasses and my hat loosening. But there was no way I was gonna take my hands of the reins or that little thing you hold on to it with, so I just had to let the hat and glasses fly, and the poor dude who was leading us around had to get off and wade through the mud looking for my stupid sunglasses. 
What a jerk I must be! I would have helped but he knew I wouldn’t be able to figure out how to get back on the horse. In any case here’s a new interview I did for Suicide Girls
41 Responses to “Back from Mexico”
looking hiz-ot on that pony!
keep on rockin the shades.
By Raccoons on Sep 6, 2006
I pray he found those glasses. If anything, maybe he’ll come up with an old boot or a jet motor for your horse.
By Mert on Sep 6, 2006
Oooh, Mexico looked pretty. Did it FEEL pretty? Anyways, I wanted to comment on your interview on SuicideGirls.
You:
“…But a lot of times, it’s like he wants pizza and I want bagels. So we compromise and we have fried dough in the shape of a bagel.”
Me: “What about bagel BITES? ‘When pizza’s on a bagel you can have pizza anytime.’”
Can’t wait for The Ten to come out!
By Korynne on Sep 7, 2006
Glad to see you doing your part for Mexican-American relations… did you have any trouble getting back across the border? Watch out for them Minutemen!
By John on Sep 10, 2006
How was the Mexican Meth? Spicy I bet.
By Sean on Sep 10, 2006
Who is editing The Ten? you?
By Santana on Sep 10, 2006
awww how cute! nice cowboy hat. heh. i hope you had a really great time in mexico.
By Jessica on Sep 11, 2006
You know, kentucky is a lot like mexico without the bad water. We have all the mexicans immigrants here working in our kitchens and harvesting tobbaco… plus, our horses are better.
Anyways, hope you had fun in Mexico. And I must say, you do look dashing on the horse.
By Sunny G on Sep 27, 2006
This one time, it was my friend’s birthday, and we went horse back riding. It was very bumpy-I agree. Except I fell off of the horse and had to walk the rest of the trail. It was mighty embarassing.
Just thought you’de like to know that, for relatability purposes
By Elizabeth on Sep 28, 2006
are those prescription sunglasses?!
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