Here’s the update folks…

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First of all – I’m starting to use Crystal Meth and it’s really wonderful. In many ways it’s even better than alcohol for that pure feeling of being high on drugs. Plus with alcohol it’s such a pain: Do I want a beer, or maybe some vino or god knows what else? And then say you decide, okay, a beer – is it Michelob or Fosters or what? Forget about it – I’m not thirsty anymore, thank you!

What about STELLA? Anybody remember this? A very funny TV show from the year 2005, about three well-dressed guys having delightlfully wonderful adventures. There’s a truly beautiful DVD out, in just a few weeks, and my advice to you is to check it out

And finally, back to the beer problem. Sam Adams puts out beers that have a fruit flavor – like Cranberry Ale. Only problem is, I drink the Cranberry Ale, I go out of the bar into the sun, have a big SNEEZE, and what comes out – microscopic Cran-boogies. I’ve got enough problems (paying the gardner, go-kart issues, acne) and the last thing I need is a nose full of Cran-boogies. So if you don’t mind, I’ll take my meal-time beverages in the form of Crystal Meth, or as my new friends and I call it, “the stuff.”

34 thoughts on “Here’s the update folks…”

  1. I was told by a close source that there will be commentary.

    You can imagine I’ll be at Lakeshore Records, nose pressed against the door at 9:58a, and 20-30 dollars in my hand for that.

    Besides, how else will my comedy collection be complete?

  2. Excellent.

    Now my question to you is, when will Stella tour again as a full set? Sho and Black in the early fall – but when oh when will our favorite boogie blowing Meth Head be joining them?

  3. I’m with you on the whole alcohol-is-a-pain thing. That’s the very reason I quit drinking and switched to LSD. With alcohol you have to drink, and drink, and drink all this sometimes cranberry-flavored liquid to feel any effect …LSD …one drop …ok, four drops. Nevertheless, it’s made my life much more convenient plus I discovered some interesting facts: One, that I’m God. And two, that none of us really exist, and we are all simply figments of the imagination of the giant squid that lives under my bed.

  4. I have the Stella DVD pre-ordered. I hope the extras are awesome. Crystal meth is one of the few drugs I haven’t tried.Does it give you the munchies?

  6. no one could ever forget about the amazing stella comedy troupe! i might pre-order a copy, however, i will definately go up to a best buy or wherever it is being sold the day it comes out just because i already imagined me running into the store like a mad woman rushing to the dvd and jumping up and down and running to check it out and then going fewf thank god i got it before it ran out. and then people would look at my weird.

    and about the drugs. david, hugs not drugs. drugs are bad for you. instead you should just buy some pixie sticks and watch pee wee’s playhouse!

  7. Will Nick Nolte be on the DVD? I loved him in that movie with Martin Short and the little girl. So cute!

  8. David, I just pre-ordered a copy at Amazon. Best of luck on the new film.

    Sincerely,

    James

  10. I watched it on Comdey Central and I loved every minute of it. How about a re-release of those shorts now?

  12. I have to say, that I could not agree with you in 100% regarding , but it’s just my opinion, which could be wrong :)

  13. personally if it isn’t heroine then why even bother. I like needles, what can I say, the more bruises and possibility for disease, the better.
    (own it)

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