Five Things I Love About Summer

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1) Snow Angels
2) Buttercream Davis
3) Breem Sickle
4) Peanut Brittle
5) Barium Enema
6) Parker Posey (posed)
7) Cherub Rock 8) Office Games (futbol?)
9) Ainsley Jarvis
10) Swimming!

13 thoughts on “Five Things I Love About Summer”

  1. so i can only listen to that smashing pumpkins album siamese dream during the summer? that album always felt like autumn to me

  5. Hey, I work at a pool this summer, if you want to take that #10 (and I guess all the other numbers) to my hang-zone to orchestrate some synchronized swimming or something, then I’d be more than happy to pretend to be busy for a short period of time as to avoid an awkward dialogue about how you aren’t a member until I muster up enough gumption to kindly ask you to leave.

    You gotta understand, it gets pretty boring, hot, wet, boring, wet-hot, hot-wet, boring-wet, hot-boring, howeting, and boring out there. I don’t know what I’d do without Stella shorts and Arrested Development.

    Speaking as a fan for a sec, and cause i’m a davidwain.com virgin, your comedic timing is the best I’ve seen in a long time. And I mean that; better than GOB or little George Michael (not the singer/songwriter, although I’m sure he could be funny if he tried). Your Garageband skillz aren’t bad either.

  8. Is #1 a thinly veiled reference to cocaine? Should it be “blow” angels? And if so, that’s an awful lot of coke to be lying around, David. Better watch it or you’ll be writing from the pokey.

  11. oh btw, if you ever come to Austin, Tx, goto the springs @ of course the Barton Springs. It’s lovely and you reminded me of it with your #10

  12. #6?…was she nude somewhere? she was pretty good in Superman as the Ms. Tessmacher-like character. did you see that one yet? we have “Pirates” where I work and I can’t believe the number of people that we’ve had to turn away from the gates every night. The masses in Ohio have no taste in movies….or politicians for that matter, but that’s a comment for another blog …SWIMMING! YAY!