10) ALARM CLOCK – it’s like, “don’t want to be late” and all that good stuff.
9) A GOOD BOOK I love the written word. Nothing like curling up with a good book. Sometimes I’ll be reading at night, before bed, and my eyes get tired and next thing you know, I’m out like a light! I’m so embarrassed to admit it, but… well, this is the internet, gotta be truthful! 
EARPLUGS – can you say “construction”?
7) CUP OF TEA – who wants to go to the kitchen at 4 a.m. when you need some tea?
6) GUN
5) MUSHROOMS – the psychedelic kind, usually from Hawaii. At least two pounds.
4) VICTORIA’S SECRET CATALOG – just in case I want to order something nice for my special “someone”.
3) NOVA LOX – on a platter
2) TIT CREAM
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Always need a good thing of TIT CREAM!
i know what you mean, i would hate to wake up at 2 a.m. and wonder “where in the world am i going to get tit cream at this time of night?”
Shrooms and guns go hand-in-hand like coffee and cigarettes or pretzels and butt-sex
HAHAHA!
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Oh, and must have a loud box fan on, white noise, dontchya know, drowns out the world AND construction
I always have one trashy crime novel and one serious non-fiction book at my bedside so I can impress whoever I sleep with on a given night. Girls who like trashy crime novels or girls who like non-fiction.
I share only four things on the list, but I add water, a bottle of vodka (just in case), lotion, and fudge brownies.
I ws just wondering what type of gun you prefer by your bedside. For
me, I keep a glock, cocked and ready to blow away any poor fool who
tries to mess with my virgin sanctity. Ooooops! I said TITTY!!!!!
Best regards,
Alex
I have been desperately trying to get some shrooms. Could you sell me some?
Very informative site. Good job. to fetch slot you should be very greedy
i can’t live wothout my gun and my tit cream…how else am i going to shoot intruders and keep my nipples soft and supple?
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