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Archive for June, 2006

I Actually Saw This Today!

June 27, 2006 | General

I was driving on third avenue near 14th street today and seriously saw this guy just walking up the avenue, in the middle of the street, against traffic. No camera crew around him or anything. He seemed very relaxed.

Five Things I Love About Summer

June 24, 2006 | General

1) Snow Angels 2) Buttercream Davis 3) Breem Sickle 4) Peanut Brittle 5) Barium Enema 6) Parker Posey (posed) 7) Cherub Rock 8) Office Games (futbol?) 9) Ainsley Jarvis 10) Swimming!

Fun with Garage Band

June 17, 2006 | Audio/Video

Here's my cover of the song "Pebbles" by Shudder To Think HERECompare to the original

Thinking About Changing My Name…

June 12, 2006 | Thoughts

...to David McCalister. Now before you get crazy on me--would you please let me just--can I just--before you blow a gasket--CAN I GET A WORD IN EDGEWISE HERE? Phhh. Okay. Thank you. Now, if you'll LISTEN, I'm changing my name to David McCalister for several ...

Couple of New Jokes For You

June 9, 2006 | General

1) Have you been to LaGuardia Airport lately? They have Hertz, Avis, Alamo, National, Budget... you know what? It'd be easier to list the rental car companies that are NOT represented at LaGuardia!! That's how many there are. It's an embarrasment of riches! 2) There ...

Stella Stuff to Buy!

June 9, 2006 | Announcements

Real, official STELLA t-shirts, mugs, magnets - whatever you want! All at Cafe Press Great for Dads & Grads!

Famous Fat Dave’s NYC Food Tour

June 8, 2006 | General

Hey I went on a surreal food tour on the outter reaches of New York City - chronicled on Gawker

Gonna be a CRAZY DAY

June 7, 2006 | General

So I gotta make this one QUICK. I'm up, up, up and out!! My morning routine: Open my eyes, write down dreams (Today I dreamt that I was host of a sports talk show where the running joke was that we were always teasing that the cast ...

…and as long as we’re getting political…

June 5, 2006 | General

This article is facinating and worth taking the time to read! I promise the next post will be funny and inconsequential.

“An Inconvenient Truth”

June 4, 2006 | Announcements

SEE THIS MOVIE - it's terrifying but also an inspiring (and engrossing) call to arms. This is not a joke. If we don't all do something about the climate crisis our whole planet will be completely fucked, and sooner than you think. Just please see the movie. ...