How could they end it without Toby? Without any gathering together of the ensemble to say goodbye? There was barely any story! It was a disappointing ending to one of the best shows ever on television. I cried four or five times anyway. Best last episodes of a TV series:

M*A*S*H
The Office
Cheers
Six Feet Under
Mary Tyler Moore
Tonight Show w/Johnny Carson

Look when it comes to taking politicians down, I’m an “equal opportunity OFFENDER! That means I trash everybody. Shall we start at the top? You know who I mean. That’s right. The big cheese: GEORGE W. BUSH – the president. You didn’t think I’d go there, but… I’m gonna go there. It’s sort of like, when you least expect it… EXPECT IT!!!

Okay. Where to start… well for one thing his policies! I hate his policies!!! What else, what else…

George Bush if you think about it, is almost like a COWBOY – here are some reasons why:

–A COWBOY invades a town and shoots a gun; BUSH invaded IRAQ.
–A COWBOY is from the west; BUSH is from TEXAS
–A COWBOY rides a horse; BUSH rides in AIR FORCE ONE
-A COWBOY, when horny, screws a whore in a brothel; BUSH fucked his intern Monica Lewinsky in the OVAL OFFICE.

No one is safe from my barbs!!!

My head is exploding in pain. I was out at the Eager Beaver till at least 5:30am – I remember only bits and pieces. A bartender – Monica? Maura? spraying cocaine from an aerosol can onto my balls.