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West Wing Final Episode

May 15, 2006 | Thoughts

How could they end it without Toby? Without any gathering together of the ensemble to say goodbye? There was barely any story! It was a disappointing ending to one of the best shows ever on television. I cried four or five times anyway. Best last ...

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Shall We Get Into It?

May 13, 2006 | Thoughts

Look when it comes to taking politicians down, I'm an "equal opportunity OFFENDER! That means I trash everybody. Shall we start at the top? You know who I mean. That's right. The big cheese: GEORGE W. BUSH - the president. You didn't think I'd ...

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Look How Well Hung I Once Was

May 12, 2006 | Photos

Oh those days at the Globe...

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I Hope This is Me When I’m Older

May 12, 2006 | General

(from a recent cover of the New Yorker)

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Morning Update

May 11, 2006 | Thoughts

My head is exploding in pain. I was out at the Eager Beaver till at least 5:30am - I remember only bits and pieces. A bartender - Monica? Maura? spraying cocaine from an aerosol can onto my balls.

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Write Your Own Caption

May 11, 2006 | Photos

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These Jelly Beans Taste Like Shit

May 8, 2006 | General

(By me, Michael Ian Black and Kerri Kennney-Silver) Wow. What's up with these jellybeans? They taste like shit. This one tastes like blueberry shit. This one tastes like cherry shit. Well, I guess it is what it is. Why do they call them jellybeans, anyway? I suppose in the 1500s ...

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Cinco De Mayo

May 5, 2006 | General

I just got back from Puerto Rico -- lots of foreigners down there. I had a talk with the governor about how to clean things up and we agreed that the best answer is huge sewers and hoses to wash the scum away. Meanwhile do make sure to go see ...