71 thoughts on “From today’s “Variety”

  1. Holy crap, that’s awesome. Jessica Alba? She’s hot. I will most certainly go to see this when it comes out.

  2. Holy crap, that’s awesome. Michael Califra? He’s hot. I will most certainly go to see this when it comes out.

  3. This is great!! Im willing to offer myself in a role if you need someone really really cool in it…i mean other than the really cool people that are going to be in it…nevermind

  4. paul rudd is going to fuck jessica alba and amanda peet at the same time during the shooting of this film.

  5. Ooo, can I be your intern? I’m in the city! My internship only gives me two days a week and they try to touch me.