Well, well, well. They say the April showers bring May flowers – how wrong they were. At least here in my little corner of the world. No May flowers. Just a lot of long nights, sitting on the toilet, when I should be in bed. And the whole bowl fills with poop every time I visit the restroom. That’s no life for a man. Meanwhile, you know the Yogi Kudu on That’s Incredible? Well you know he’s doing that so he can suck his own dick.