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Archive for May, 2005

Summer’s Here

May 29, 2005 | Thoughts

I love summer.  Because it means I can wear a bikini top and shorts, even just to go shopping. Problem is, when I go to the grocery store, and I go to the frozen section, I get REALLY COLD! So now I have a solution. Do you want to know ...

Hi!

May 28, 2005 | General



Very Cool

May 26, 2005 | General

Hey - check it out.

How Funny Would it Be…

May 18, 2005 | Thoughts

...if Santa Claus had...a MOHAWK!?! Think about it. You KNOW he'd get ALL the pussy.

Oscar Picks

May 18, 2005 | Thoughts

I think Demi Moore should get an award, but on second thought maybe the award should go to her PERSONAL TRAINER!!

Do You Know What Kind of Animal You Remind Me Of?

May 11, 2005 | Thoughts

Human being.

Chassidic Jews

May 10, 2005 | General

Do you think Chassdic Jews have "50's night" where they put on the same clothes and do the same things they always do?

May Flowers

May 9, 2005 | Thoughts

Well, well, well. They say the April showers bring May flowers - how wrong they were. At least here in my little corner of the world. No May flowers. Just a lot of long nights, sitting on the toilet, when I should be in bed. ...